I keep re-watching this over because there’s something so satisfying about this fucker messing up something so simple so badly and then immediately eating shit.
boring & disrespectful:Β βoh, i canβt survive without my morning coffeeβ, βenergy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring workβ, and so on
living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities